Family Qoutes

Some family trees bear an enormous crop of nuts.
Wayne H.

My family is really boring. They have a coffee table book called 'Pictures We Took Just to Use Up the Rest of the Film.'
Penelope Lombard

I can get up in the morning and look myself in the mirror and my family can look at me too and that's all that matters.
Lance Armstrong

If you don't believe in ghosts, you've never been to a family reunion.
Ashleigh Brilliant

Family: A social unit where the father is concerned with parking space, the children with outer space, and the mother with closet space.
Evan Esar

A family is a unit composed not only of children but of men, women, an occasional animal, and the common cold.
Ogden Nash

In some families, 'please' is described as the magic word. In our house, however, it was 'sorry'.
Margaret Laurence

When our relatives are at home, we have to think of all their good points or it would be impossible to endure them.
George Bernard Shaw

The place of the father in the modern suburban family is a very small one, particularly if he plays golf.
Bertrand Russell

Having children makes you no more a parent than having a piano makes you a pianist.
Michael Levine